Three

1+1=3

There's always somebody else between two people.

The uninvited for one of the two who are in a relationship.

Like it or not, the equation above is valid.

I miss you

Drained out

I've been to several interviews this week, but I just wanna highlight some.

1) Trainee in Sales/Management/PR/Administrative Department

Pullman Hotel, that is. Initially I went for the walk-in interview. But the HR lady saw my residential address, and thought it was too far for working on shifts. She said she will keep my resume and sneaking me as a trainee in another department. And today I went again after 2 weeks. I was interviewed by the sales head department, a lady.

There were another 3 people, but they didn't come at the designated time. So, I was interviewed exclusively (ahem!). She told me that training will be provided, but they pay RM450 per month, 3 months of training. Meals will be provided. Working 5 and a half days, 9 hours per day. Honestly, my mind was OK, but once I told mom & dad, they gave kinda negative views. And I got influenced....oh wtf...why la I easily "ditiup angin" like that?

2) Full time teacher at a recognised tuition centre

My address, again. Why are they thinking that it is such a great distance? At times I really wanted to yell at them that I always go up and down Kuching like nobody's business. I have no problem at all driving all the way. I even went home as late as 3am back then.

Neh...I can be so lost over little things. Ah....I wanna think of something else.

Unstoppable

I was lying on my bed, layan-ed the cool afternoon, it was raining heavily. My phone rang. "Bitchie" was on the screen.

Me: Yup?Moshi moshi? Hola?
Her: Oi!! Where are you now?
Me: Home.
Her: Alright. Jom keluar!!
Me: Aku pokai nak mampus, bitch!
Her: Sondal!! No hal lah...keluar cepat!!!

You see how powerful that bitch is? I got ready, Speedy said she wanna join and later she told me Clive wanted to join too. The more the merrier. Before meeting Clive at Spring, the three of us went makan at Premier 101. Macam babi kelaparan.

After makan, we went straight to tHe Spring and bought the 9pm movie, it was 2012. We thought of buying the 6.30pm screening, but Clive said it was sold out. We have 2 hours of free time, so we walked around, camwhored and LOL-ing at whatever we felt funny. Pictures:

Was reaching for my hp. I like this pic.

Irony: my camera, but there are more of their pictures in it.

Oh christmas tree, ooohh christmas treeeeeeeee............

She who took this pic must be a stalker.

I wanna prove that I was there wtf

Turned out nicely for her, but mine was cacat hmph!!

My hair...my haaaiiirrr!!!!

Went to Food Bazaar to makan again for I-dunno-how-many-times already.

Bitch's

Bitch said something....she is unstoppable.

Listening attentively

Christmas deco

Oi kid!! Cannot go beyond the velvet rope lah.

Flanked by two older sisters.

So nice, right?

Look what Speedy did to me :(

The movie ended by midnight. It was mmm...good. The hall was full. Haih wtf la aku cakap ni. Our car was at the basement carpark and since the entrance door was closed, we had to walk very far and I wore heels wtf. Sent bitch home.

Murder on the dance floor

This would be super super long entry, lotsa pictures. It was an impromptu thingy, mommy suddenly asked me whether I want to tag along to a dinner. I asked what dinner oso she said "dunno". Haiyo, I'm very particular about the dresscode, you know? Mommy said she was asked and just said "yes" without knowing the dinner was held for what. Aunty Anas said she (actually it was her husband) will drive to our home and go together-gether to 10th Mile.

Yours truly

See, I was not in the mood of being pretty at all. Not a single artificial colour on my face, I had no mood at all plus I had this heaty sensation on my skin. Made my hair in a bun, a tube top to go along with my newly bought long pants. I don't feel pretty. AT ALL.

Take my pikcha!!

We were waiting for Speedy to come home. It was nearly 4pm and she was still nowhere to be seen. Steffi called her and asked, "Hey, we are going to a dinner later, wanna tag along? Faster la..". She said she was on her way and I believed she was driving super fast coz like me, she loves food.

At 5pm, Aunty Anas arrived and we were ready and all set, including Speedy who rushed to have her shower and what not. We moved our arses and head to 10th Mile. But we stopped by at my cousin's place, which is just minutes away from the venue. It was my first time at her place too.

Speedy and our nieces: Aurylia and Casey.

Stated there at 6.30pm, but we went to the restaurant at 7pm (Malaysian time). You know lah hehehehe. Then, we camwhored a bit:

Mommy & Speedy.

My cuzz, Sotia & Aunty Anas (she won't look at the cam one..haiz)

Speedy & me.

Vain

Yes, as a donation. Eat kacang, give RM5 with a generous heart.

Hahahaha....this Bacardi only for our tables. It has strong lemon-y taste and I don't like the alcohol taste of it. A bit too strong for me. I think mixing it with Seven Up or Sprite will be good.

The condiment

The event started with an opening prayer and two songs by the choir. Then, they continue with speeches from some people. While they were at it, we had some fun:

She is teaching me some "black magic"....konon...

Eight

Sisters

Then, the food came:

Sea cucumber soup

No pieces of bamboo shoots in it, oh yes!!! Perfect thickness/concentration wtf I feel like I'm taking Chemistry again.

Fried rice

Aiyah, just normal chinese style fried rice with pieces of char siew. Lil' bro gave a thumb up.

Tiger Beer

I only had one. Not two or three, just one. Stop giving me that killer stare.

Braised pork leg

Too sweet for my liking. I did not have it much, just a bite or two. While we were busy eating, there were 2 people started to heat up the dance floor:

Pembuka acara hahaha

Steamed tilapia

Really fresh and I super like!!! It was so good that we cleaned this up in like...5 or 10 minutes.

My cousin-in-law, Augustine singing on stage. He "pulled" a huge crowd to the floor.

Lemon chicken

Very lemon-y taste, crispy skin, tender meat. We love it. Excuse the presentation of the dish, OK?

Ewah..eh..eh...

Now the crowd get heated up. Every song was a sold-out. We Bidayuh called this obligatory dance session as "mejeng". You don't have to be an expert in dance to join the crowd, just move your body, shake your booty, and feel the rhythm. No need to feel shy. I never mejeng before, but I had it tonight. Augustine kept on telling me to dance and finally Sotia dragged me. Mommy and Speedy also gave in. Hahaha...my first time mejeng with the crowd.

Speedy and nieces.

Uncle, so enjoy lah you...

LMAO that's me doing the mejeng. Oh, please ignore that visible bra at the right. The spotlight must be on me and me alone *evil laugh*

Speedy mejeng with Aurylia

Lil' bro yang perasan cool

At 12.15am, we decided to make a move. OK folks, back to Bau, home sweet home. So tired and I wanted to get some sleep but in the end blogging about this until 5am wtf.

Tired, wanna go home.

By the way, that's me and Aurylia.

p/s the title of this entry is taken from a song by Sophie Ellis Bextor. Me likey that song.

Just plain moody

I was angry, the whole day. Hot weather. Hungry. So, I went downstairs, into the kitchen. Cracked 2 eggs, took 2 pieces of bread, 2 mini hotdogs, and pounded black pepper corns until my anger kind of....dissapeared. Owh, a fun dollop of mayonnaise and mustard. Jeez, I'm a big fan of mayo+mustard combo. Whenever I go to have my Subway sandwich, I would ask for extra mayo+mustard.

Nah!! I wish I could turn some people into powder.

Haiyo, I have a terrible headache now. So, let me just show you what I had:

Sadly, no bacon or ham :(

Eh no, I want to do some hair thingy now....need inspiration on how to make it versatile wtf.

Black

After the interview, I walked down the hill, passed Hilton, at the end of the hill, turned right, walked a bit more and tada!!! I went into Parkson and entertained myself there wtf. I dunno which ghost rasuk me that day, I went straight to the ladies' department. Waiting for mommy to arrive would at least take 45 minutes. I found this tunic top (I just simply named it like that) and a long top; both from SODA.

Nice!!!

The long top, doesn't look long here coz I'm lazy to upload another pic.

No fun doing this alone :(

Green tea flavoured cake

I read pinkpau's entry and I really feel her. Read it here.

A Good One

I left the house at 8.30am to the Pullman Hotel, done by 11.30am, waited for 30 minutes at Parkson, tagged along for more shopping with mommy and just reached home at 5.21pm.

Winnie sungguh kepenatan. Saya nak mandi dulu, selamat jalan.

I'm in Pain....

This muthafucka has been around since a week ago (I think). It's so painful, I'm having it at the corner of my mouth, so imagine, everytime I open my mouth wide just to push in food or spoon, I would scream in pain. OK lah not really screaming like those bimbos but it's muthafucking pain sial gila babi...

Let me introduce you this muthafucka:

ULCER

This muthafucka is listed together with bloody period and sensitive teeth in my hate list.

Mr. Ulcer's presence makes me angry. I can't open my mouth big enough to accomodate a spoonful of food. Brushing teeth is also a hard business as I have to spend at least 10 seconds to get the toothbrush into my mouth. I ran out of mouthwash already...but if I use one, sure lagi sakit sial!!! This morning, after church we went to Tondong to have our official Sunday breakfast. I ordered tomato mee. The noodle itself is fried and crispy. I had a hard time eating my favourite dish, and there were ouch, oohs and aahs in my brain everytime I had a spoonful. FML.

I asked mommy for Bonjela and she said: "FINISHED!!! Just tahan lah, it's not the first time you get it". Luckily I have Orrepaste with me, got it from Pusat Kesihatan UPM months ago. I have to tahan with Orrepaste for a while and drink lotsa water. Orrepaste is gel-like thingy, green in colour, smells and tastes like peppermint. At times, I purposely dab some on my lips and lick it.

I have to be extra careful when talking or laughing. Excessive opening of the mouth will result in an unbearable pain. SAKIT SIAL BABI HUTAN!!!!!!!!

Like that also wanna fight?!

DISCLAIMER: Winnie Dominic a.k.a MadWitch does not support violence; be it in school, workplace, at home, or to the animals and plants on Earth.

My brother got into a fight recently. At school, yes at school, my alma mater: BGSS. Me and my brother had something in common: bad temper. But it was not his fault that he got into that (quite) nasty fight. He just defended himself. Let's just call him Kai.

So, here's the whole hoo-ha: one day, Kai and Eddie (my cuzz) went back to kampung, on motorcycle. Kai tak suka pandu laju-laju, unlike Speedy, I pun boleh sakit jantung if she's on the motorcycle. So at one point, he thought that the motorcycle in front of him was so slow, so...he pergi overtake lah. We all would do the same, right?

Kai overtook the guy (I call him Chicken). Then, Chicken got so pissed off, he recognized Kai's plate number, and planned to bash him up. The next day at school, Chicken went to Kai's classroom to ask for a face off. Kai went, "What the fuck?". Oh by the way, their classrooms are just next to each other: Kai's 5Sc1, Chicken's 5Sc2. Kai rejected Chicken's idea, Chicken tak puas hati, kept on bugging him the entire day until the last bell rang.

Eddie, or maybe someone else, heard the rumours that Chicken wanted a huge face off on Thursday, after the morning session ends. So he spread the news to other cousins available in the school, including to the other links but most of them are our own relatives, err...distant relatives. On Thursday, after the last bell rang, Chicken started the fight just outside the school compound together with his entourage from his kampung. But it started one-on-one. Chicken's entourage was so eager to bash up my bro, whom they thought was all alone. Never be too sure, my friend. Kai's entourage (close friends, cousins from both kampungs: Stenggang and Singgai) came and say: if you guys come in, we would too. Kai's outnumbered Chicken in terms of people. They stepped back and dismissed. By the way, this is what have been told by my aunt.

Chicken doesn't have the slightest idea that Kai had his training in taekwondo. The funny thing is, Eddie's younger bro, Daniel who supposed to have his class in afternoon session, went to school earlier that day and brought a broom stick with him just to defend Kai. I never thought that he was into this. When my sister (Steffi) went to class that afternoon, Daniel wasn't in the class and everybody asked her: "Eh, your bro got into a fight, right?".

Heard that Chicken terpelanting after kena kicked by Kai. Turn out that he is small is stature. I'm 171cm, Kai is maybe 178cm, he's way more smaller. Chicken went back to his kampung, and probably twisted the story to his relatives (to save his face ma...), his uncle went and made a police report. Kai did not go to school the next day cause he knew that the issue was still "hot".

Daddy was informed by my uncle and he wanted to talk to Chicken's dad. Behold, daddy and Chicken's dad are friends. They talked nicely and finally Chicken told the real story. Even the police officer on duty was laughing his butt off: "You punched him just because he overtook you?!".

Just now, daddy said the world is at war when you want to fight with every single person who overtake you on the road. Ingat jalan raya tu bapa dia punya ka? Orang lain pun nak guna jugak. Why lah Chicken wanted to prolong the matter? This is the first time I heard such a nonsense.

By the way, I just realised something: "Kai" is chicken is Cantonese, right? So both of them are chickens lah....LMAO.